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original characters!

charles "cdw" dewitt

Charles DeWitt is a youngish, gay, chronically bored IT salesman with issues of the Commitment, Self-Esteem, and Daddy variety, hiding his transness at an HR nightmare of a company, Tech's Cool. Through a series of blunders, faux pas, and acts of Metal G-d, DeWitt ends up the go-to for the biggest metal band in the world, eventually becoming entangled in a complicated band-member romance he'd never dreamed of being mature enough to handle. read his story here!

felicity corrigan

felicity is a dedicated fan, who spends all her time listening to dethklok, working night shifts at the radio station, and serving as vice president of the official toki wartooth fan club. her life changes when she's invited backstage by skwisgaar and discovers that her favorite band is not exactly who she imagined them to be.

belinda osburn

belinda is a lonely, troubled girl who struggles to make friends as she juggles taking care of her elderly father and endless hours at a thankless fast food gig. she finds her escape in dethklok's music, immediately drawn to skwisgaar. but her budding friendship with another fan changes the trajectory of her life.

toby gleesum

toby is terrified of the world, and everyone in it. he lives in the house his grandmother left him, making a modest living off the ad revenue for his semi-popular tabloid news website, reporting on ufo's, bigfoot sightings, and the like. he has his own personal museum of what he believes to be genuine alien artifacts, and despite his anxieties, toby can't pass up the opportunity of a lifetime to interview a real, living alien, when shlorpians crash-land in geenadavisville.