faq
if you have a question that's not answered here, ask me!
what does your username mean?
i could go on for ages, but a "shmelkhole" is the (presumed) genitalia of the plant-based aliens from solar opposites, called shlorpians. i have some theories about shmelkholes as reproductive organs, which hopefully season 6 will confirm! the shmelkholes are one of the most interesting shlorpian traits, and i do plan on writing my theories down and illustrating a guide to shlorpian reproductive systems (y'know, in my ample free time!)
can i write/draw/do something creative with your OCs?
yes!! but please credit the character to me and tag me in it (mostly so i can see it asap :3)
can you tell me more about the kitties you mentioned?
of fucking course..!! their names are willow (the gray one) and lacey (the black fluffy one). they're 10yrs old and they're both laying in bed with me while i write this!
do you selfship?
yes!! i try not to take it too seriously for the sake of my mental health, though. i selfship with korvo from solar opposites, as well as nathan and pickles from metalocalypse. i consider my self-insert cdw as the filling in a nickles sandwich :3
how many celebs have you met?
nobody ever asks me this, but where else can i brag about this? (i've bolded the people i've actually exchanged more than a couple words with) i've met 24 so far, mostly on star trek the cruise: joel hodgson, trace beaulieu, mary jo pehl, frank conniff, chase masterson, max grodenchik, armin shimerman, levar burton, john de lancie, denise crosby, robert picardo, doug jones, eugene cordero, jonathan frakes, jeri ryan, kate mulgrew, robin curtis, jeffrey combs, garrett wang, robert duncan mcneill, tim russ, robb pearlman, brendon small, gene hoglan.